Bag of 100 (the maximum prescribed by law) identical molded plastic Vatican Guardsmen in full 16th century regalia. Detachable ceremonial breastplates and automatic weapons included. Pope sold separately.
-- The Military, Jul 17 2001

Yours for $250... http://www.christma...collectors_club.htm
...but it's 17" tall. [angel, Jul 17 2001]

Oh, I thought this was going to be a stand-in for when you can't find your Swiss Army Dildo.
-- lubbit, Jul 17 2001


This would be a great idea if each of the doll's parts had numerous Swiss Army-type options. i.e. a black, white, hispanic, asian, etc. face; buff, wimpy, long, short, etc. arms; limp, hard, long, short, etc. dink. You get the idea.
-- Simonpf, Aug 14 2001


Schweitzers, alas, aren't that multi-ethnic.
-- arghblah, Apr 06 2002


Do they come with a dozen fold-out arms with all manners of halberds, swords and Bohemian Earspoons? +
-- Saruman, Jun 16 2006



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