Product: Metaphor
Synthetic Arse of Rat   (+7, -1)  [vote for, against]
Couldn't Give a Rat's Ass? You Can Now.

Small pieces of fur and material to imitate flesh, to accurately resemble the buttocks of the rat creature.

Useful for giving as a gift to those who are consistantly apathetic or lazy. Sold in multipacks of 5.
-- hidden truths, Sep 27 2005

Makes me miss the rat's ass of yore.
-- blissmiss, Sep 27 2005


(link) Stopped in my tracks to laugh. You used to make me spit coffee, now I just drool.
-- blissmiss, Sep 27 2005


My nose? You freakin twit. I don't drool outta my nose, it stems from my ears. Eeeewwwww, you no class elitest.
-- blissmiss, Sep 27 2005


Thanks for the link [UB]. It's definitely a much better category.
-- hidden truths, Sep 27 2005


So, not a soy-based meat pie filling, then?
-- BunsenHoneydew, Sep 27 2005


Loony? LOONY? Who the hell do you think you are talking to? oH yEAH. ( Did I just call myself Loony? Isn't it Looney?)
-- blissmiss, Sep 28 2005


I thought it was only Looney when there were Tunes involved.
-- hidden truths, Sep 28 2005


The idea made me smile. The category had me falling about.
-- wagster, Sep 28 2005


come on you two! these silly things are purchaseable and come pre-wrapped in bits of plastic. come on
-- po, Sep 28 2005



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