Because you're dipping fake balls into your tea cup. Be the life of the tea party.

I believe the term "tea bagging" refers to participant A doing something with their balls to participant B but I'm not going to look it up.
-- doctorremulac3, Feb 13 2024

https://www.thisisw...tom-tea-bag-holder/ [a1, Feb 13 2024]

Golf cart truck nuts? Freddy Kruger opera mask? Let's take high life to new lows.
-- Voice, Feb 13 2024


Disappointed the linked examples only have a weedy bit of string to pull them out with rather than a massive cock.
-- pocmloc, Feb 13 2024


Gonna need a bigger cup for that.
-- a1, Feb 13 2024


Mine would be mighty lonely. Unless you attached a knitted ball, like those little cat ones with catnip within. I've never in my life sipped a 2 bag of tea situation. NEVER. One per customer, and no returns.
-- blissmiss, Feb 15 2024



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