Halfbakery: Troll
The AntiBub Cometh   (+10, -1)  [vote for, against]
Sound the village bell.

There have been times in history
When nonsense scaled the bak'ry walls, but
Insolense n'er lasted long,
The UnaBub hath slain them all.

"Come po, unleash your subtle wit
Hold close your sheild, phundug, my friend
This troll comes forth like none before
We must the bakery defend"

"It won't stop spouting out it's crap"
Through teeth well-clenched the Bubba cried
Choice annos should his rants subdue...
He comes again, our eyes grow wide.

-- Fishrat, Nov 06 2006

-- Chefboyrbored, Nov 06 2006

well I hope he's bringing the anti fungal spray with him, because it surely is growing out of control.
-- dentworth, Nov 06 2006

Whatever happens when the AntiBub meets the UnaBub, I don't want to be in the vicinity.
-- DrCurry, Nov 06 2006

No one ever thinks of BeelzeBub in these situations
-- theircompetitor, Nov 07 2006

<makes bet with self about length of time til someone creates an account with that moniker>
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 07 2006

Am I the only person who’s slightly disappointed to find there's no halfbakery:apocalypse category?!
-- Fishrat, Nov 07 2006

random, halfbakery