Culture: Movie: Derived Work
The Canine Mutiny   (+2, -1)  [vote for, against]
A movie with bite.

Remake the classic film "The Caine Mutiny" with dogs playing all the parts.
-- 8th of 7, Sep 17 2014

Dogs can't play some parts without getting past the censors.
-- 4and20, Sep 17 2014


It would completely change the tale.
-- normzone, Sep 17 2014


The idea does give one pause.
-- normzone, Sep 17 2014


Would be a useful trial run, before the whole of the Terminator series is remade using chipmunks.
-- not_morrison_rm, Sep 17 2014


(dog related movie quote) "SQUIRREL!"
-- normzone, Sep 17 2014


I think the Simpson's already did this...with Santa's Little Helper!
-- xandram, Sep 18 2014


Then no point in going further.
-- normzone, Sep 18 2014


There's always a point in going further.

For example Apocalypse Now, but done with bacteria. The Kilgore bacteria saying "I love the smell of TCP in the mornings" and "But streptococcus don't surf (on the agar)" and stuff like that.
-- not_morrison_rm, Sep 18 2014


Doggoneit, where's [wagster] when you need him? I need some help in clawing up some more dog puns.
-- normzone, Sep 18 2014


It would be a doggone good movie.

It would be a dog of a movie.

The Caine Muttiny.

It will raise your hackles.

A howling good time.

Shelham Trueheart chews up the scenery as the snarling captain.

The whining crew.

A pack of scurvy dogs.

Fido Barker as the old sea dog.

Fury unleashed.

Chance Forepaw as the bitchy comic relief.

This film will make you sicker than a dog.

In Canine Mutiny II, the cast returns to its own vomit ...
-- baconbrain, Sep 18 2014


"The dog's clicking his balls." ... I'll get me coat.
-- FlyingToaster, Sep 18 2014


It is to be hoped that the movie would be, in the most literal sense, the dog's bollocks …
-- 8th of 7, Sep 18 2014


A feel-good romp ...

Clawdine Collee is fetching ...

Director [8th] shepherds the cast ..

.. several anachronistic howlers, but let's not kibble ...

... the Lassie-look-alike's pup, eating cantaloupe, while they sing "Melancholy Baby" ...
-- baconbrain, Sep 18 2014


... might lead to a sequel ?
-- 8th of 7, Sep 18 2014


Starring Brad Pitbull, Spaniel Craig, Woofus Sewell & Bark Hamill. Music by the Pointer Sisters. -
-- DrBob, Sep 18 2014


The Merchant of Venice, with a chihuahua, assisting the the chief magistrate of Venice, taking the role of the underdoge.
-- not_morrison_rm, Sep 21 2014



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