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Computer: Game: Simulation
The Computer Aquatic   (+4, -2)  [vote for, against]

Create an underwater appearance on your computer monitor by smearing Vaseline or other type of clear lubricant across the front. Pour a good handful of sand across the keyboard, with a shell or fish here and there to complete the scene.

If co-workers question you, tell them in a stern voice that the sea is the last unexplored territory and continue typing.
-- benfrost, Mar 25 2005

Vaseline unnecessary. http://www.overclockers.com/tips1098/
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 25 2005]

Try this http://www.ahajokes.com/dl/water.zip
This creates a nice underwater screen. Your cursor becomes a fish. [DesertFox, Mar 25 2005]

Aqua Mouse Pond_20Mouse
You're soaking in it. [jaksplat, Mar 25 2005]

THE LAW THE_20LAW
No one fucks with THE LAW [AfroAssault, Mar 26 2005]

Last night, I stared at the pool for about a half hour. It was dark out, and the lights in the pool were on. I was watching the light bounce around the waves from the jets underwater; very soothing. I came inside and decided to check the HB, and my mind continued to see everything on the screen as though it was underwater. Now I see this.

I think the agency is finally on to me.
-- AfroAssault, Mar 25 2005


“Nice desktop theme, ben.”
“It’s not a theme, I’m using the c-shell.”
-- Shz, Mar 25 2005


shell speakers.
-- po, Mar 25 2005


Sand on the keyboard? How long are you expecting to use this setup...?
-- DrCurry, Mar 25 2005


[Shz] - bad. Very bad.

[benfrost] - for maximal effects, wear a string bikini as well.
-- Detly, Mar 25 2005


I think there's an alpha icon onscreen. Hard to tell, they keep moving about.
-- reensure, Mar 25 2005


When I use my computer underwater, the effect that things look larger and closer comes in very handy. I can use smaller fonts, and my old 15" monitor looks like a 21".
-- normzone, Mar 25 2005


[Detly] - don't suggest things like that to Ben. He may just take your advice.
-- wagster, Mar 25 2005


<benfrost in a bikini> SHUDDER!
-- DesertFox, Mar 25 2005


you should see me without the bikini
-- benfrost, Mar 26 2005


You could get a rippling effect by suspending some magnets near your monitor on bits of twine, and setting them swinging.
-- Detly, Mar 26 2005


< I came inside and decided to check the HB,>, [AfroAssault], you suggest you might also have decided NOT to check the halfbakery? Like you had a choice in the matter? Keep dreaming. Don't believe it. The agency is deeper than you think.
-- zeno, Mar 26 2005


Yes, the agency runs deep. They're involved with THE LAW.
-- AfroAssault, Mar 26 2005


the agency no doubt controls THE POOL.
-- benfrost, Mar 26 2005


I lost my biscuts and I feel so bad
I guess my ideas aren't fun
-- normzone, Mar 26 2005



random, halfbakery