This is a cunning multi-hole punch that randomly perforates each sheet so that not only the bottom sheet gets stuck to the table.
-- Ling, Jan 23 2013

Make it like a hydraulic iron maiden with thin diamond-tipped needles and it can be used for everything on your desk, not just sheets of paper.
-- pocmloc, Jan 23 2013


Yep, like hands.
-- UnaBubba, Jan 23 2013



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