Product: Emergency Rescue
Toilet DudeHand   (0)  [vote for, against]
A Handy, Portable Man Hand for Women

A portable dude hand to allow single female fishing of earrings, wedding bands and other small valubles from below the water line in a toilet bowl.

(My wife says: "I can't believe you chose the toilet over the bad milk. I would use the pukey milk dudenose over toilet dudehand any day.")
-- lysdexia, Apr 11 2003

Dudehand Prototype. http://robosapiens....s/dlr_lyr_r2_c1.jpg
Don't ask where it found that pretzel. [Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004]

Heh. What would distinguish it from the portable dudette hand?
-- bristolz, Apr 11 2003


The dudette hand never gets wet.
-- krelnik, Apr 11 2003


rod and hook, hung conveniently on the back of the cubicle door.
-- po, Apr 11 2003


I don't have a cubicle.
-- po, Apr 11 2003


You mean you go right out in the open? Good gawd, have some decency, [po]!
-- bristolz, Apr 11 2003


there's usually a tree to hide my modesty, bris. :)

to get back to the idea for one minute, a gadget for retrieving lost items would be useful. its usually the loo roll that i manage to tip into the water.
-- po, Apr 11 2003


Sounds as though you need the combo dude 'n dryer hand, [po].
-- bristolz, Apr 11 2003


sometimes I wish I had been able to create my original account as Dipsy!
-- po, Apr 11 2003


The account name can be changed and all occurences of [po] past, present and future, will become [Dipsy].
-- bristolz, Apr 11 2003


Account names can be changed? I'd like to change mine to [half_crazy] please.

(Just kidding! I prefer [half] as it was sort of bestowed upon me by fellow 'bakers.)
-- half, Apr 11 2003


I was fond of the half-crazy name, vote +
-- po, Apr 11 2003



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