*Ack* All right! I'll turn myself in! Just stand way over there, for pity's sake! *cough* *choke*
-- English Bob, Dec 05 2003

And his nemesis would be Too little perfume woman - who's failure to smell like flowers would cause others to undertake acts of cruelty?
-- dobtabulous, Dec 05 2003


What puzzles me is how Too Much Aftershave Man can be in so many places at once.
-- DrCurry, Dec 05 2003


Oh, but he is! <shudder>
-- k_sra, Dec 05 2003


RC: actually, it's just that whenever I go to use a strange telephone, Too Much Aftershave Man seems to have used it first, as the handset reeks of bad cologne.
-- DrCurry, Dec 06 2003



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