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Product: Toothpaste: Flavor
Tooth Parfait   (+4, -1)  [vote for, against]
Keep the tube in the freezer.

To encourage children and adults to brush long enough, often enough and not rinse too much after brushing, a toothpaste that looks, tastes and feels like ice cream is what the dentist ordered. It would have the beneficial qualities of usual toothpaste in addition to the texture and flavor of vanilla ice cream or strawberry sherbet. Parents would be advised to watch out for overuse.
-- FarmerJohn, Aug 03 2002

Hey, who ate all the toothpaste?! Gottendamnen rottenhauler must'ntgrumblin' kids today...
-- thumbwax, Aug 03 2002


Baked. Have you tasted any of the current toothpastes for kids?
-- James Newton, Aug 03 2002


J. Newton: Show me one that is "served" cold and tastes just like ice cream.

S. DeGroof: "You'll wonder why the yellow did stay, when you brush your teeth with Lemon Parfait"
-- FarmerJohn, Aug 03 2002


Served cold and then rubbed into your teeth? Brrrrrrrrr. Have you never heard of sensitive teeth?
-- dare99, Aug 04 2002


I agree with [dare99]. Nothing would make me brush my teeth faster and less thorougly than freezing cold toothpaste. Now, warm creamy caramel-fudge on the other hand......
-- tchaikovsky, Feb 22 2004


Maybe some sort of chemical reaction that requires sufficient brushing to obtain the taste. You first put it in your mouth, it tastes like Vegemite. Friction against the teeth creates a reation that changes the taste to strawberry sherbet.
-- Cedar Park, Feb 22 2004



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