Rechargeable waterproof motors spin gyro stabilizing disk(s) in the waiter's serving tray allowing him or her to move easily and with confidence through a thick, ruckus crowd while keeping the food balanced on the above the crowd; the tray is held by one extended overhead arm until the tray is delivered to or from the table.-- Sunstone, Oct 16 2010 s'table http://botropolis.c...ke-a-segway-waiter/ [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 17 2010] sp. raucous. If the crowd is raucous, it makes a ruckus.-- mouseposture, Oct 16 2010 Brilliant! Bun. [+] I imagine seasoned veteran wait staff wouldn't mind using this either...-- Grogster, Oct 16 2010 [G] Seasoned veterans would disdain it, as it would interfere with their ability to dodge and swerve. And also out of professional pride.-- mouseposture, Oct 16 2010 I like the idea, but don't gyros rely on a rotating wheel of significant mass? Wait-persons would not appreciate carrying much additional weight.-- Boomershine, Oct 16 2010 Sorta being baked as we speak. [link]-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 17 2010 [2 fries] Then I'd best bun it quickly! [+]-- Boomershine, Oct 17 2010 random, halfbakery