Culture: Book: Manual
Transformers Kama Sutra   (+25, -3)  [vote for, against]
Does what it says on the tin

Transformers are interestingly shaped and highly adjustable.

A version of the Kama Sutra for Transformers would contain many new and amusing positions.

What more needs to be said?
-- imaginality, Sep 08 2006

Transformers http://en.wikipedia...nsformers_(toyline)
For the autobotically-deprived among you [imaginality, Sep 08 2006]

And now for something... slightly different http://www.uncrate....a-tshirt-001743.php
Comma sutra [imaginality, Sep 13 2006]

AT-ST kama sutra
I thought I remembered seeing it done with AT-AT's, but I can't find that now. [Zimmy, Sep 14 2006]

'Skeletor vs. Beastman' video
Parental Advisory: explicit lyrics [imaginality, Sep 15 2006]

// and interesting positions.//
For example, "Cassette Player rests atop Handgun" not exactly erotic - but certainly different.
-- zen_tom, Sep 08 2006

There's a whole myriad of potential T-shirt designs there. Brilliant.
-- moomintroll, Sep 08 2006

Another position is named in the caption under the first photo on the linked site: "Optimus Prime holding Razorclaw's sword"...
-- imaginality, Sep 08 2006

The funniest idea I've read for ages. I seem to have written that a few times recently but it's true every time. [+]
-- DocBrown, Sep 08 2006

I love the T-shirt idea, [moomintroll]! I'd add some illustrations here, if I were any kind of artist.
-- imaginality, Sep 10 2006

Another childhood memory spoiled. sigh.
-- etherman, Sep 12 2006

Is nothing sacred anymore? Now everytime I see my nephew playing with a Transformers action figure, I'm going to have to laugh, then explain why I am laughing to everyone around. I hate you. [+].
-- Hunter79764, Sep 12 2006

[moomintroll] google "t-shirt kamasutra".
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 13 2006

// [moomintroll] google "t-shirt kamasutra"// <squints warily at screen> do any of them involve robots? Silly question, really.
-- moomintroll, Sep 13 2006

I like this a lot (+) I also have some ideas for toys - will keep on hold while this one flies.
-- xenzag, Sep 13 2006

Feel free to post them, [xenzag] - despite the admittedly brilliant nature of this idea (the first one of mine to touch two-bun territory! Thanks, all!), I'm not sure there's a lot left to discuss about it.

I'm still wondering whether to have a go at illustrating it, but on the whole it's probably best left to the imagination...

So don't hold back: show us your half-baked toy ideas. (Maybe between the two of us we can warp *everyone's* childhood memories. ;-) )
-- imaginality, Sep 13 2006

Not Kids toys. Right? Well I guess they have to learn sometime.
-- Dub, Sep 14 2006

Transformers, more than meets the OH MY GOD YOU'VE PUT MY EYE OUT!
-- shapu, Sep 15 2006

My roomate once forced me to watch a music video with Skeletor and Beastman figures engaged in Kama-sutra positions...
-- ye_river_xiv, Sep 15 2006

[Zimmy], that's a great link - stylishly amusing.

[ye-river-xiv] I found that music video. Ewwww for the lyrics, but the video is funny in all kinds of ways. Very wrong, but very funny. Their expressions are priceless.
-- imaginality, Sep 15 2006

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