I've noticed when travelling on the underground trains in London that often the smell of a fart is noticeable. There is very little way of determining who carried out the act of grunting which makes it difficult to convince people that it wasn't oneself who let out the tommy-squeaker. What I would suggest is a guff-activated alarm, built into the underwear, that screams out the name of the person who trumped. It wouldn't need to be a nasty message, simply a notice of air-passing such as 'Sorry, due to <reason>, I have inadvertently dropped one". This would avoid the embarrassment of taking blame for the air-biscuit that wasn't caused by oneself.
-- ccaamgw, Sep 27 2000

What is the halfbakery obsession with cuttin' muffins?
-- centauri, Sep 27 2000


Orifice to Air Missiles are burning up the Ozone.
-- thumbwax, Sep 28 2000


Michelob, linguica and chicharones. June,1983.
-- thumbwax, Sep 28 2000



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