A misdelivered joke is commonly known to manifest a tumblweed that spins at a slow yet constant rate. Take a series of these Tumbleweeds and cover their outside perimeters in electromagnets. From here an engine can easily be designed to power your vehicle.
Enter the car and tell a joke into the dashboard microphone, that is badly delivered - leaving out important parts that relate to the punchline, and the Tumbleweeds will begin to turn . .-- benfrost, Feb 16 2005 I wouldn't get anywhere. My jokes are too good. Do you have a car that runs on rim-shots?-- robinism, Feb 16 2005 I think I heard the engine crank...-- robinism, Feb 16 2005 We badly need a category for tumbleweeds.[+]-- Blumster, Feb 16 2005 random, halfbakery