A large white cotton tea towel, indelibly printed with a clear and distinctive likeness of the Shroud of Turin.
Intended to be carried prominently when answering the door to proselytising religious types.-- 8th of 7, Jul 26 2010 Jesus tea towel http://www.zazzle.c...-197309011251354959Pretty much Baked ... [8th of 7, Apr 01 2015] oh great, all the kids in the primary school christmas production of the nativity can wear them. even the angels...
actually I'd buy one. wondering if it would protect me against hot ovenware.-- po, Jul 26 2010 If you're dealing with firey furnaces, we reccommend our "Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego" range of oven gloves.
Why is there no category Product:Bad Taste ?-- 8th of 7, Jul 26 2010 A set of instructions on how to make your own with a white tea towel, coffee beans and some origami would be fun too.-- shudderprose, Jul 26 2010 That's out there on the Web, [shudder], but it probably wouldn't stand repeated washings.
This is a high quality, durable product.-- 8th of 7, Jul 26 2010 Why was this idea not posted sooner? [+]-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 26 2010 I think it cropped up on an annotation some time ago. I'm a big fan of Shroud ideas, and have posted a few myself. I like this one.-- xenzag, Jul 26 2010 It's the thought that counts.-- 8th of 7, Jul 27 2010 [21_Quest] That's what advertising's for. Good Lord, if we relied on knowledgable consumers, how would we ever sell them things they don't need?-- mouseposture, Jul 27 2010 By a combination of blackmail and physical violence ?-- 8th of 7, Jul 28 2010 [+] musta been on a religious jag 'cuz I didn't bun it first time around. Bath towel would be more full-sized, of course.-- FlyingToaster, Apr 01 2015 random, halfbakery