The household belonging to my 'early-morning vampire' parents have found yet another way to disturb my hard-earned vacation slumber in the wee hours: the new puppy has developed a penchant for mouthing his favorite squeaky toy at criminal times, and has thus unseated a rather annoyed neighborhood rooster from his civic duties.
As non-squeakable toys apparently don't hold the mutt's interest, I propose squeaky toys which operate at a frequency well-out of range of human ears but which might occupy a teething hound bent on its eventual destruction anyways.-- RayfordSteele, Nov 28 2004 (??) dog dazer http://www.security...nalsafety/1012.htmlnot too loud, I hope [FarmerJohn, Nov 28 2004] (?) Hopefully no adverse side effects. http://pages.prodig...artoons/whistle.htm [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 28 2004] Ray had to sell his beachfront Hamptons house at a loss. Everytime the dog played with his toys, whales would beach themselves, spoiling everyone's fun.+-- theircompetitor, Nov 28 2004 can the rooster hear it?-- po, Nov 28 2004 How do I know if I got a genuine Ultrasonic squeaker, or a cheaper immitation, with no sound?
[+] Good one, though. Squeak toys are annoying!-- hugesmile, Nov 28 2004 huge, by the clever marketing, of course.-- RayfordSteele, Nov 01 2005 random, halfbakery