Fashion: Animal
Well-Heeled Catwalk   (+3)  [vote for, against]
pussy stilettos

The scientific part: What appears to be a female cat’s elbow is really her heel, for a cat is digitigrade, which means she walks on her toes with her heels up.

The silly part: Since she already stands on her eight hind tiptoes as if on high heels, marketing a pair of stilettos to feline owners who enjoy dressing up their pets should be a success. Of course, the heels wouldn’t be real but be made out of a light rubbery material, and the uppers would be airy and elastic. Kitty comfort and frivolous fashion in a purrfect combination.
-- FarmerJohn, Jun 10 2004

illustration http://www.geocitie...hnnie/catwalk.html?
[FarmerJohn]

Seems they're one step ahead of you, [FarmerJohn] http://www.b3ta.com/board/3313123 [FarmerJohn, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Seems they're one step ahead of you, [FarmerJohn] http://www.b3ta.com/board/3313123
[calum, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]

Or maybe two http://www.tomandph...k/b3ta/shoeshop.jpg
[calum, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]

not on my new carpet they don't.

lovely pic!
-- po, Jun 10 2004


Have you ever put *anything* on a cat's feet? Hilarious! A sock over the head is fun, too.
-- phoenix, Jun 10 2004


they would need a matching bag (and two house bricks if I had my way)
-- etherman, Jun 10 2004


no, i don't do caps either. don't really see the point.
-- etherman, Jun 10 2004


Wouldn't their front feet now be out of alignment? You might need two more stilettos.
-- phundug, Jun 10 2004


[phundug] No, the idea is they're already on their toes - just cover them, no heel support.
-- FarmerJohn, Jun 10 2004


the heels do not have to be rigid. they could be quite soft!
-- po, Jun 10 2004


By golly, you're right...and also scratched if you try this in real life. They (cats) hate anything that restricts their movement. +
-- sartep, Jun 10 2004


+, for the pic.
-- daseva, Jun 10 2004


So now we will be inflicting back pain on our pets as well?
-- DrCurry, Jun 11 2004


Haste makes waste, Pete. Read the idea and annos.
-- FarmerJohn, Jun 11 2004


Dr Curry from the way i read this idea it's the owner who will suffer when kitty decides to jump into your lap.
-- engineer1, Jun 11 2004


[FJ: that was actually an aside commenting on the purpose/effect of high heels on women, not cats. A cat isn't going to wear one of these things more than about five seconds, which I believe was the subtext of phoenix's comment. And we already inflict back pain on our pets (dogs in particular) through breeding.]
-- DrCurry, Jun 11 2004


OK, I was afraid you were risking your back jumping to conclusions.
-- FarmerJohn, Jun 11 2004



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