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Whimpering pleading homework papers.   (+4, -1)  [vote for, against]
Please! Don't forget me! Please! Help!

Each homework paper has a tiny flat microphone in it. After 9:30pm or so, if it has not been written on it starts to plead and whine and moan. Just imagine the racket a book bag filled with such papers might make!

The homework paper also has transmitter in it. So,if it has been lost I can find it. If it is destroyed it sends out a distress signal so maybe I can save it.

Once completed the homework giggles softly and falls asleep. In the morning it cries out to remind the student to take it to school.
-- futurebird, Dec 06 2003

Given you've crossed over to the Dark Side, so to speak, I would put in a plea for not loading the kids down so heavily with homework in the first place.
-- DrCurry, Dec 06 2003


Homework that gets sad when it remains unstarted?
-- bristolz, Dec 06 2003


Better than me getting sad. Eh?
-- futurebird, Dec 06 2003


[+] Wouldn't have helped me much. I actually enjoyed homework. <artfully dodges flying textbooks>
-- Klaatu, Dec 07 2003


"Please, no Bouncer. Down boy, fetch bone, oh dear!" <shredding paper sounds>
-- lubbit, Dec 07 2003


Silly, NY isn't a country!
And my solution to the problem was that I never did homework until I got to college. Of course, that left me with some studying issues, but luckily I found the halfbakery, so I'm OK now.

Now, if you'll excuse me, it's 2:00 am, and I have to stop halfbaking or I'll fail my anatomy test on monday.
-- Overpanic, Dec 07 2003


What happens if its a multi-day assignment? Does it ask to have certian sections of it done by a certain date?...Hmm. I think I just answered my own question...
-- Space-Pope, Dec 07 2003


Overpanic: NY certainly is a state, which counts as a country in some parts of the world, if not this one.
-- DrCurry, Dec 07 2003


The United Staes are the borg, we are one.
-- thelambs, Dec 07 2003


// After 9:30pm or so, if it has not been written on it starts to plead and whine and moan. //

Especially if it's been left in a school locker.
-- phundug, Dec 08 2003


tick...
tock...
tick...
tock...
Tick...
Tock...
Tick...
Tock...
TICK...
TOCK...
TICK...
TOCK...
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK...
-- phoenix, Dec 08 2003


Make it insult you in demeaning curses if you fail to turn it in on time ... or scream in agony as its destroyed ... [+]
-- Letsbuildafort, Dec 08 2003


Why not self-grading homework papers, that whimper if you use the word "interesting" too many times in your book report.
-- phundug, Dec 08 2003


I don’t think that making homework more annoying and guilt-inducing would be an improvement.
-- AO, Dec 08 2003


I disagree. It certainly would be an improvement to make homework more guilt-inducing, if it prevented you from watching 4 hours of "Adult Swim" on cartoon network.

I personally think that my computer should whine and plead and get more annoying as I use it later and later into the night. We'll see how my anatomy test went today...
-- Overpanic, Dec 08 2003


Don't worry, I'm sure you have every part that everyone else has, give or take a few of the more interesting ones.
-- RayfordSteele, Dec 08 2003


*snicker*
-- futurebird, Dec 08 2003


It’s the homework, of course. That’s why the dog’s been whining.
-- pluterday, Dec 09 2003


<aside> Did any other UK h'bakers play the 'Countdown' theme tune in their head after reading [pheonix]'s last anno?

<bud-dah, bud-dah, bud-dal-ah-bah boo!>
-- Jinbish, Dec 09 2003


I certainly could use this. At least, a computer program that whined to stop me from Halfbaking during computer science. Eh, who needs to learn Java anyway?
-- Baker^-1, Dec 09 2003


hell ya i would love to do homework that way

does that mean homework could be foreplay (he he he he)
-- hamheart, Jun 07 2008



random, halfbakery