If you made a white chocolate statue of Jesus with a liquid cherry center, then you could use a toothpick to add the stigmata yourself, or perhaps a tattoo. Encourage your artistic side!
Of course, there's the issue of how to eat it, like with animal cookies. I start with the extremities, but my kid brother always started with the head.-- Maestro, Mar 31 2002 (?) choccy Jesus. http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/230/shouldn't laugh - but "submit the buggar" made me chuckle [po, Mar 31 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004] Sweet Jesus! http://www.angelfir...ilytravesty/72.htmlA story 'bout the Sweet Jesus chosolate, will find a better link later. Maybe. [[ sctld ], Mar 31 2002] (??) Car-friendly chocolate. http://www.hersheya...istory/rationd.html'Hershey's Tropical Chocolate', aka Ration bar D. [StarChaser, Apr 08 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004] God & Chocolate http://mnl_1221.tripod.com/chocolate.html...worth it for the phrase "I think Jesus would've enjoyed a chocolate drink as much as he enjoyed turning water into wine at a wedding feast". [hippo, Oct 04 2004] Jesus and Mary Chocolate Mould - only $2.25 http://www.kitchenk...oduct.asp?pn=MA0377Truly a bargain - I think this is the mould used for the chocolate Jesus in [po]'s JOTW link (above). [hippo, Oct 04 2004] The Immaculate Confection http://web.mit.edu/...www/PG/sweejee.htmlBaked? - "A chocolate Jesus which bleeds red jam has outraged Church leaders" [hippo, Oct 04 2004] Christian Gifts http://members.trip...ates/christian.htmlA vast range of chocolate crucifixes, Communion boy lollipops (hmm?), Virgin Mary on a stick lollipops, angel candy, and of course, chocolate Jesuses. [hippo, Oct 04 2004] More chocolate religious leaders http://www.overthem...a/ourchocolates.aspA chocolate buddha is available here. [hippo, Oct 04 2004] Chocolate Ganesh http://osiris.sunde...i/chocolategod.html"BOMBAY: Hindu devotees are struggling to prevent a two-metre (six-foot) chocolate idol of an elephant-headed god, Ganesh, from melting in the scorching heat." [hippo, Oct 04 2004] Chocolate Ganesh http://www.iol.co.z...581522B241&set_id=1(same story as above, but with a Reuters tagline, so it must be true, mustn't it? ...) [hippo, Oct 04 2004] (?) Gadgets for God http://ship-of-fools.com/Gadgets/"...consumer guide to tacky religious artefacts..." - with a food section. [hippo, Oct 04 2004] Preston's Custom Candy http://www.prestonscandy.com/custom.htmlWe used these guys before to make chocolate shapes, and they make creme-filled candies (including cherry cordials) there too. I bet you could get them to make this... [monkeywidget, Oct 04 2004] Believe ti or not, but this is actually Baked, and there was some uproar about it.-- [ sctld ], Mar 31 2002 can you find a linky? scuttled.-- po, Mar 31 2002 If I were creative enough, I would post "White Chocolate Jesus and Vinegar Monkey" in the culture: superhero section. I think that with their combination of chocolate, New Testament philosophy and piss-flavoured simian hi-jinks, they would fight crime most efficaciously.-- calum, Mar 31 2002 but it would taste ******* horrible.-- po, Mar 31 2002 Really? Only seven stars? I would have at least given it eight - ********.-- [ sctld ], Mar 31 2002 Would this have a communion wafer in the middle of it perchance?-- RayfordSteele, Apr 04 2002 (Another fine example of the tolerance which we have come to expect from [Mephista].)-- angel, Apr 05 2002 The idea does not require mocking.-- waugsqueke, Apr 05 2002 White chocolate?-- 1kester, Apr 05 2002 <Obligatory "how many times does a catholic have to take communion before they've eaten a whole Jesus?" question>
<Additional obligatory "wasn't Jesus black or at least fairly tanned?" question, to placate Mephista's choccy purism>-- pottedstu, Apr 05 2002 with regards to leaving choccy on the dash, i can vouch for it's awkwardness when in a molten state. who would have thought that such a beautiful foodstuff could wreak that much havoc onto the car interior. they should make car friendly chocolate.-- fast_eddie, Apr 07 2002 "...they should make car friendly chocolate."
Yes, perhaps out of stone.-- bristolz, Apr 07 2002 Actually, there is one...A link appears.-- StarChaser, Apr 08 2002 I don't care if it rains or freezes As long as I've got my plastic Jesus Glued to the dash-board of my car...-- ato_de, Apr 21 2003 I like the stone chocolate idea, [bris] - not quite as tasty as the real thing, but, boy does it last and last...
Personally, I'd like to see the whole set of Mixed Disciples - each one a holy different flavour. Of course, knowing my luck I'd be the one stuck with the nasty halibut-flavoured chocolate Judas at the bottom of the box. "Can I swop it for your Jesus?"
"No."
"Go on. I'll give you these thirty chocolate coins as well..."-- lostdog, Apr 21 2003 a range of small cheeses (ie, in a "sampler" styled presentation marketed for Christmas fare as "BABY-CHEESES"-- peter2, Apr 22 2003 White chocolate is just bad. I'm sorry, but I hate the stuff.-- Bugsy, Apr 23 2003 I 'spose I could go for a milk chocolate or dark chocolate one. Perhaps three different varieties so everyone can enjoy one.-- sartep, Apr 23 2003 thanx for the link jutta. as usual i wasn't the first (to think of it )-- peter2, Apr 27 2003 This is hereshey!-- wombat, Nov 20 2003 "White chocolate is just bad. I'm sorry, but I hate the stuff." -Bugsy, Apr 23 2003
Agreed. They should make him out of dark chocolate anyhow, to more accurately reflect his middle-eastern jewish background. They can just paint a layer of white chocolate on for the WASPs who refuse to imagine jesus not having light brown hair and milky white skin.-- Size_Mick, Nov 20 2003 lovely idea +!-- jonthegeologist, Nov 20 2003 We seem to be in a holiday-related mood this week. (WTAGIPBAN)-- krelnik, Dec 09 2003 Getting prepared to wish jesus happy birthday, I thought only appropriate to bump this idea. Though not Easter, it is his birthday, and we should all toast him with a white chocolate sweet, whilst driving in our SUVs, me thinks.
Hey no Sorta Claus for years now, even though some of us have been good...-- blissmiss, Nov 29 2006 Hey [lostdog], which disciple would be "crunchy frog" flavour?-- discontinuuity, Nov 30 2006 random, halfbakery