These special candles are formed in the shape of the mean old wicked witch of the west. If you light one, a clevery hidden speaker in the base starts moaning, "I'm melting! I'm melting!" in that horrid voice of hers.
-- DesertFox, Aug 21 2004

(?) Wicked Witch of the West pictures http://www.geocitie...lls/6396/maggie.htm
Scroll down. There's some good ones. [DesertFox, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Clever.
-- Detly, Aug 21 2004


Thank you.
-- DesertFox, Aug 21 2004


It could fill lulls in conversation at romantic candlelit dinners.
-- harderthanjesus, Aug 21 2004


This would be good the night before a divorce... or just plain novelty. (+)
-- croissantz, Aug 21 2004


Nice one! +
-- django, Aug 21 2004


Your applause is appreciated.
-- DesertFox, Aug 21 2004


And if you play Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" album while burning the candles, something magical happens. Trippy.
-- Machiavelli, Aug 21 2004


You, and your little dog too.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 21 2004


Clevery? Actually, clevery would be a good word...
-- bpilot, Aug 21 2004


To mean possessing or implying qualities of cleverness? Or to mean slightly clever?
-- harderthanjesus, Aug 21 2004


How long would the witch keep moaning? I think I would get tired of listening to it after a minute or two. Nevertheless, I like the novelty of your idea. (+)
-- tchaikovsky, Aug 21 2004


[ObediahFox], I'm glad to see this take off +
-- spiritualized, Aug 21 2004


But to be really authentic, it would have to melt from the botom.
-- DrCurry, Aug 21 2004


Wicked witch of the west shaped sodium nuggets. I guess yours is safer. +
-- sartep, Aug 22 2004


Tacky.

Btw, is this allowed on the HB? You know, "an x in the shape of y"?
-- phundug, Aug 22 2004


I'll take a box. My winged monkeys will be around directly.
-- DocBrown, Nov 30 2004


Water, not fire, melted the witch. Scarecrow was the the one that burned a bit. Dorothy threw water on him to put it out and water ended up on the witch. Witches broom burned some. A candle with two wicks and a squirt gun ?

Better get good product liability insurance. I foresee customer's houses burning down.
-- popbottle, Feb 25 2017



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