Product: Pillow
Wife/Lover Breast Pillow   (+5, -1)  [vote for, against]
I think it speaks for itself

For use when the aforementioned Wife / Lover is not with you.
-- Skybird, Jun 15 2001

Well, sort of, but not exactly.
If your wife/lover looks something like any of these... [StarChaser, Jun 15 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

(?) Velvet Designs breast pillows.
Actually more of a bust... [StarChaser, Jun 15 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

The Breast Book http://www.halfbake...The_20Breast_20Book
Skybird's partner is on page 8. Fwooaarr! [benfrost, Jun 15 2001]

Free Arm Pillow (for women or fags) http://images.googl...09,GGGL:en%26sa%3DX
like this ... but different [MoreCowbell, Jun 20 2006]

(?) Pudendular Pillow Puppets
For those lonely nights. [nihilo, Jun 20 2006]

BBC News Story
The Japanese boyfriend pillow [hippo, Jun 01 2007]

Travelodge's answer http://www.travelod.../article.php?id=222
Does the word "Cuddillow" make anyone else nauseous, or is it just me? [MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 02 2007]

Girlfriend's Lap Pillow
This isn't so far off [qt75rx1, Mar 17 2008]

Alas, I think that any pillow that imitated a lover closely enough to be as comforting would be too creepy to be comfortable near.
-- wiml, Jun 18 2001

am assuming there would be a breast either side of your ears. Eyeball damage? What about buttock pillows? I guess waking up to that would be a bit of a drag considering the amount of arses I have to kiss all day. ..
-- benfrost, Jun 20 2001

It would be pretty scary if it spoke for itself.
-- beauxeault, Jun 20 2001

A tit for your head, heh.

So ben, has anything changed within the buttock smooching arena over the last few years?
-- skinflaps, Jun 20 2006

i guess it's the same as the regular ones-you get a new one when it too flat
-- tatmkr, Jun 21 2006

A UK hotel chain has introduced something similar (clink). And what do you mean by "use"??
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 02 2007

I am sure that this is baked in Japan. (see link)
-- qt75rx1, Mar 17 2008

I agree with [wiml]'s comment from 7 years ago.
-- phundug, Mar 18 2008

random, halfbakery