Computer: Error
Windows Scraper   (+4, -4)  [vote for, against]
For frozen screens

Modesty prevents me from saying how this works - but suffice it to say that when Windows freezes, though sometimes with a forewarning of "Fatal Exception Error", and sometimes with

No Warning(!)
there is anything between a view of where you were but no longer wish to be, or an icy Blue Screen of

Death.

Behold! The Windows Scraper!
Simply scrape the Monitor and wipe away all those bad things so you can truly answer the question:
Where do you want to go today?
-- thumbwax, Jan 23 2002

I read this as Windows Scrapper. Which got my vote.

My particular Windows favorite is "Method ~ of Object ~ not found". Thanks Bill.
-- mcscotland, Jan 23 2002


Windoze freeze!
Wot? Not again!
Ctrl-alt-del, Ctrl-alt-del
Ctrl-alt-del, Ctrl-alt-del
<reset>
-- neelandan, Jan 23 2002


The four R's: Retry, Reboot, Reinstall, Repeat.
-- sirrobin, Jan 23 2002


Need to give one of these to Dr. Watson.
-- phoenix, Jan 23 2002


blissmiss, it's a trade secret as to how this thing works
-- thumbwax, Jan 23 2002


There must be a big magnet in it, hm, T. Wax?
-- waugsqueke, Jan 23 2002



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