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Food: Dairy
Woolly mammoth milk   (+6)  [vote for, against]
A taste of things to come

Well, I mean, we can't have mammoth milk today, but starting with buffalo milk and changing the fat, mineral and protein percentages to what scientists might guess the mammoth would produce we can sell "preview woolly mamoth milk".

A portion of the proceeds of said milk helps companies such as Colossal (see link) with their de-extinction projects so that one day you can pick up a giant, 6 galon bottle of Wally's Wholly Wonderful Woolly Mammoth Milk.
-- not_only_but_also, May 10 2022

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Mamoth milk of the future [not_only_but_also, May 10 2022]

Happy food animals.
My absolute favorite SNL sketch. [doctorremulac3, May 10 2022]

I had assumed that the de-extinction would come first.
-- pertinax, May 10 2022

No refunds!
-- not_only_but_also, May 10 2022

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-- xenzag, May 10 2022

Oh, how embarrassing. I don't spell mammoth very often.

Also, as an aside, is there an animal with more double letters than woolly mammoth?
-- not_only_but_also, May 10 2022

hahahaha - it should be renamed "mammmoth" to emphasise its size. Was there a non-woolly mammoth? A bald mammoth?
-- xenzag, May 10 2022

The only problem is perception. We already got over the issues of drinking something that comes out of the back underside of a half ton farting animal, can we move into the realm of drinking something that comes out of a two story high hippy elephant?

I'll bun this because it's interesting, not because it's a product I think would fly off the shelves in supermarkets.
-- doctorremulac3, May 10 2022

How about if it came in strawberry flavour? Does that change your mind? Plus, go into the draw to win a mammoth ride! (T&Cs apply)
-- not_only_but_also, May 10 2022

Aren't there still enough frozen mammoths around that we can find out precisely what it contained?
-- Voice, May 10 2022

//How about if it came in strawberry flavour?//

Maybe if associated with a cute big eyed cartoon mammoth in the ads. It's always important to portray animals we use for food as being really happy about it. (linky)
-- doctorremulac3, May 10 2022

If it were tinted blue like Bantha milk or green like the Last Jedi creature's milk it could pick up an interesting marketing hook.
-- RayfordSteele, May 10 2022

I can already buy camel milk, butter & cheese. I'm in.
-- UnaBubba, May 11 2022

Mamma Mammoth's Mammary Magic™ keep healthy the Wholly Woolly Whey
-- mailtosalonga, May 20 2022

Chihuahua cheese is a thing...

...I'm just not certain how they milk them.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 21 2022

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