Computer: Input Device: Pen
Writhing Tablet   (+6, -1)  [vote for, against]
When only a "handwritten" letter will do.

A device having voice recognition capability and thumbprint security. The user's handwriting is sampled (the quick brown fox, etc.) and contained in memory. The author holds a fixed pen with his thumb on the print sensor and speaks the message. The pen rests on a tablet that writhes out the words in the user's handwriting. Left handed models for inverted page lefties at no extra cost.
-- cudgel, Oct 04 2009

It would be more realistic if you sampled each letter multiple times and added some intentional blots or misplaced dashes.
-- DrWorm, Oct 04 2009

DrW-Notice the lack of spell check?
-- cudgel, Oct 04 2009

Inverted page lefties have their arm in a hooked position with the page at an angle and lefties with more left brain influence place the page in front of them as would right handers.
-- cudgel, Oct 05 2009

Surely there are lefty-friendly languages more useful than Arabic. Hebrew, perhaps?
-- goldbb, Oct 05 2009

or Khipu?
-- loonquawl, Oct 06 2009

[-] for misleading me with this enticing title. I thought for sure this would have something to do with writing ("writhing") hate mail. I'm disappointed to learn that there is no hatred requirement to use the device.
-- XSarenkaX, Oct 10 2009

Chinese is written top to bottom. And it's compatible with either-handedness because the ink is dry by the time you get to the top of the next line!
-- Cuit_au_Four, Oct 11 2009

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