Public: Gladiators
XOM vs. AAPL   (0)  [vote for, against]
gladiator fight for the future

Apple and Exxon executives battle it out Brazilian Jujitsu style / Mixed Marshall Arts, in their underpants, on television. All of the proceeds go to the winner's company. Pay-per-viewers can supply weapons to either side by donating large sums of money.
-- JesusHChrist, Jan 25 2013

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