Product: Glasses
Xray Spec Hypnosis   (+4, -2)  [vote for, against]
But it's too late, I've already seen everything

Basically, a normal pair of glasses, but you buy them from a hypnotist.

You are trained that whenever you wear the glasses you 'see' what is underneath people's clothes.

You are also shown photos of lots of naked people so you have a reasonable database for your imagination to work from.

Disclaimer: the manufacturer is not responsible for any adverse effects caused by wearing this product in high risk situations such as Bangkok or sci-fi conventions.
-- marklar, Jun 04 2008

purpose ?
-- FlyingToaster, Jun 04 2008

I thought this was going to be some sort of hyponosis that would make you think you were Poly Styrene and start singing "Germfree Adolescents".
-- hippo, Jun 04 2008

Thanks [hippo] - I've now got Ms Styrene screeching "Identity" (a prescient bit of pop if ever there was one) in my head.
-- coprocephalous, Jun 04 2008

I haven't been online since I posted this.

Purpose? Are you serious? I assume you mean that this product would be beneath you.

I just looked up Poly Styrene on WIkipedia, I'd never heard of her before.
-- marklar, Jun 25 2008

random, halfbakery