Science: Health: Stress Relief: Squeezing
Yeast Suppositories   (+2, -9)  [vote for, against]
Natural Remedy

A tablet containing a mixture of Saccharomyces cerevisiae, sugar, and Tettanger hops.

The hops are to add a little zing.

Take twice a week, Mondays and Thursdays.
-- mylodon, Oct 13 2008

Wikipedia: Saccharomyces cerevisiae http://en.wikipedia...aromyces_cerevisiae
For budding scientists. [jutta, Oct 13 2008]

No, absolutely not, [-]
-- 8th of 7, Oct 13 2008

A remedy for complacence ?
-- FlyingToaster, Oct 13 2008

Natural remedy for what?
-- phoenix, Oct 13 2008

I think the answer to that question, phoe, is in the category. Eeeew!
-- DrBob, Oct 13 2008

Oh God, I hope not.
-- phoenix, Oct 13 2008

Really not a good idea. It's not Candida, so there's no hyphal phase, but you really don't want to do anything to encourage yeast growth of any kind. The best way of dealing with yeast infection is not to have it in the first place. Unless you are most esoterically masochistic.
-- nineteenthly, Oct 13 2008

or a cola + mentos sweet colonic?
-- po, Oct 13 2008

Eeww, [po], that would be too much. How about just drinking lots of not fully fermented homebrew?
-- normzone, Oct 13 2008

[po] I didn't know you had it in you.
-- phoenix, Oct 14 2008

lol...You must work for the Holistic Medicine department [mylodon].

Actually, just eat a huge plate of spinach, that works very well. The goal is to have softer stools, but the rubiscolin in it also helps a little too.
-- quantum_flux, Oct 14 2008

I really would be happier if this idea never again made it to the front page...
-- Voice, Oct 14 2008

Isn't this how the pod-people take over ?
-- FlyingToaster, Oct 14 2008

if I did, I certainly don't any more, phoe.
-- po, Oct 14 2008

[po], how about an anal nozzle accessory for personal rocketing purposes?
-- nineteenthly, Oct 14 2008

[marked-for-inflation] .......... Eeeeeewwwwww....
-- 8th of 7, Oct 14 2008

...and we are baking what here??
-- xandram, Oct 14 2008

Adding hops means it can only be beer.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 14 2008

At last, a genuine draft...
-- 4whom, Oct 14 2008

...on tap...
-- phoenix, Oct 14 2008

So, with these hemorrhoids, would mine be Red Stripe?

-- MikeD, Oct 14 2008

-- 8th of 7, Oct 14 2008

Wellm, there are a number of possible explanations for that, some of which are too yuckky to contemplate.

"Choking on one's own vomit ? Well, whoever would have thought of choking on someone else's ?"
-- 8th of 7, Oct 14 2008

I am tempted to send you a bottle of Sleemens honey brown lager one of these days and ask you to try it after chilling in ice water for about an hour on a sunny day if I thought you'd give it a go.

-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 15 2008

there MUST be a beer somewhere in the world that would appeal to even his palate.
-- po, Oct 15 2008

but thats not beer.
-- po, Oct 15 2008

It's bottom-fermenting beer.
-- mylodon, Oct 15 2008

... and so we return to the beginning of the idea ....
-- 8th of 7, Oct 15 2008

-- po, Oct 15 2008

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