Computer: Artificial Intelligence: Chatbot
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You Ignorant Slut!

I know, I know, you're going to say that Twitter, Facebook, or even the occasional HB annotation area can service this purpose.

But so often you really feel like the need to have an argument with someone. This need has been channeled into various forms of social media, with apparently detrimental effect on our society.

This chatbot will let you vent with appropriate mix of supportive/derisive comments to maintain your level of adrenaline, without having to share that in reality with anyone else, affecting your future job prospects and the like.
-- theircompetitor, Jun 21 2019

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[xaviergisz, Jun 22 2019]

// This need has been channeled into various forms of social media, with apparently detrimental effect on our society. //

More or less detrimental than killing and dismembering your opponent, eating their internal organs, and laying waste the land where they used to live ?
-- 8th of 7, Jun 21 2019


Can't speak to that directly, but it appears that the level of generated outrage goes to the top of the scale pretty quickly.
-- theircompetitor, Jun 21 2019


"Oh no it doesn't ... "
-- 8th of 7, Jun 21 2019


Uh oh. Sounds like someone had a tiff with a female someone. Uh oh.
-- blissmiss, Jun 21 2019


I always thought that "slut" was an onomatopoeia from the sound of the vagina of a woman who had just had sex with another man. I'm not sure it's positively correlated with ignorance.

Perhaps we could improve the language by introducing an onomatopoeia from, say, the sound of a face-palm, which might fit the context better.
-- pertinax, Jun 22 2019


At some point, this may be the difference between loading an AR-15 and a deep consoling cry.

Hopefully, the chatbot can deescalate the thoughts but if not, inform of a problem.
-- wjt, Jun 22 2019


not at all! [blissmis] -- a quote from SNL (Akroyd and Curtain), sheesh
-- theircompetitor, Jun 22 2019


// difference between loading an AR-15 and a deep consoling cry//

A consoling cry is transient, but a full clip from an AR-15 is forever ...
-- 8th of 7, Jun 22 2019


Sorry, [their]. It's been a while since I heard reference to that show unless it was a Trump joke. Again, sorry for the assumption.
-- blissmiss, Jun 22 2019


<obligatory Monty Python quote>"Is this the right room for an argument?"
-- hippo, Jun 24 2019


<obligatory response> “I’ve told you once.”
-- st3f, Jun 24 2019


//without// //affecting your future job prospects and the like//

Or (& I know this is a crazy idea that nobody is likely to have ever seriously contemplated before) just create a social media account with a made up name & use that when you feel the need for a little cathartic venting?

Better yet, don't use a made up name, use the name of someone you really don't like & really let rip.
-- Skewed, Jun 24 2019


Baked and WKTE - [xenzag] apparently uses the handle "Donald Trump" ...
-- 8th of 7, Jun 24 2019


Dang! really?
-- Skewed, Jun 24 2019


S'true, it says so in the Daily Mail.
-- 8th of 7, Jun 24 2019



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