Backing onto a lesser travelled portion of the metro zoo is a hair salon, specializing in one-off tonsorial creations by the animal emporium's world-famous hairstylists.

Once your reservation is confirmed, the attendant will seat you in a private room. First a (human) junior stylist washes out any existing hair products and takes care of a rough trim. Your proto-coiff is then misted with a product formulated to the "senior hairstylist"s tastes.

Enter the artiste(s).

When they've completed the masterpiece, the junior stylist takes over again, applying a fixative to maintain the creation.

Not inexpensive, but it does count as a charitable donation on your income tax.
-- FlyingToaster, Mar 30 2013

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What do you recommend for a thirtysomething male hipbilly who's thinning on top but not ashamed of it?
-- Alterother, Mar 30 2013


Well, Penny Panther is always in demand for her avant-garde creations, though we caution our more follically challenged clients about epidermal allergic reactions.

I'd suggest either Gerald the Giant Anteater: a master at fractal combovers, or Rhichard the Rhino who precedes his signature "Big Sur Wave" with a wonderful, if somewhat intimidating, scalp massage.
-- FlyingToaster, Mar 30 2013


I'll take my chances with Richard, because...well, you know why.
-- Alterother, Mar 30 2013


Very Edward ScissorHand-ish.
-- blissmiss, Mar 30 2013


Thought this would be bronzed dungs of different proportions.
-- JesusHChrist, Mar 30 2013


One word: weaver birds.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 30 2013


^ Wallace and Wanda are standing by.
-- FlyingToaster, Mar 31 2013


"Weaver Birds" is three words.
-- AusCan531, Mar 31 2013


I think the title is misspelled. "Hairdo" -> "doo"?? (leads to confusion with "doo-doo")
-- Vernon, Mar 31 2013


Doh! thanks [V].
-- FlyingToaster, Mar 31 2013



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