Like "Be a bit more careful when slicing the tomato next time"

and "Don't you wish now you that you wore that helmet?"
-- theircompetitor, Jan 16 2004

Custom Band Aid Manufacturer http://www.promobrands.com/bandages.htm
[theircompetitor, Oct 05 2004]

Good grief! Why not just put salt on the bandage and let the victim rub it in?

Could we be a little less patronizing in the messages at least? Genuinely helpful tips that don't sound like I-told-you-so or scolding would be a good start.

"A very sharp knife requires less effort and allows better control."
"A pair of riding gloves will make your cycling experience more comfortable and can reduce the occurrance of road rash."
-- BigBrother, Jan 16 2004


Looks like somebody made a boo-boo!
Smooth move, Ex-lax.
Ewww!
It'll never heal if you pick at it.
Wimp.
-- k_sra, Jan 16 2004


Accident happened,
Do not panic, get plaster.
Soon it will heal.
-- silverstormer, Jan 16 2004


see above, blissy. band-aids with gashes on 'em

"don't come running to me when you breaks your leg"

<list alert!>
-- po, Jan 16 2004


There, I removed my numbers...
-- k_sra, Jan 16 2004


and you think that will make a difference?
-- po, Jan 16 2004


It's not a list; it's just an unordered collection of similarly themed annotations...
-- silverstormer, Jan 16 2004


For those of use who don’t mind lying slightly to make us seem tough:

“This is what you get from fighting bears”

“Next time think twice before pushing an old lady out of the way of a lightening strike.”
-- AO, Jan 16 2004


or "Press here for a beating".
-- silverstormer, Jan 16 2004


SOLD! I want mine to say "Next time: shiny-side up" and the ever popular "Don't do that next time."
-- Letsbuildafort, Jan 16 2004


Don't forget the ever-popular "You should see the other guy" and "I attended Mardis Gras but all I got was this festering sore"
-- moPuddin, Jan 16 2004


"This is my blister from Halfbaking too much."
-- babyhawk, Jan 17 2004


I ran into a lampost the other day while out running. Got a rather nasty gash on my forehead as a result. On the basis of that, I'd like ones with a little arrow pointing downwards which say "I'm With Stupid".
-- lostdog, Jan 17 2004


'Do not open until Xmas.'
-- oneoffdave, Jan 20 2004


"Give my creation life!"
-- Detly, Jan 22 2004


"My other finger is unscathed"
-- stupop, Jan 22 2004


And on that note, "If you can read this, you're too close to my festering wound".
-- Worldgineer, Jan 22 2004


John 3:16 of course for sporting events
-- smok44, Jan 22 2004


"They were right about you putting an eye out with that thing."
-- FarmerJohn, Feb 08 2004



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