I think prostitutes might like a system where they could skip the entire district, at work, or outcall thing; that gives more time to treat the city of employ the way a tourist visiting pleasant places would; basically they just hand clients a card with a bunch of pictures n phrases on it

that way the clients could just go to pleasant pubic places n say whatever the codewords on the card say near a person that looks like the photo

client: the city at its finest

attractive woman: huh?

attractive woman: yeah its nice out

prostitute: NY's finest

a moderate advantage is that as any group of women could print up the cards it decreases the role of "management" n they earn pimpless funds

another rather hilarious advantage would be the number of people meeting each other n flirting accidentally, I lack data on the clients but maybe they'd find fresh friends

I can imagine this might be how jack met chrissy n janet with larry telling jack to go talk to them
-- beanangel, Mar 13 2008

whatever.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 13 2008


millions of third base pairs
-- beanangel, Mar 13 2008


nanoo nanoo technology
-- beanangel, Mar 13 2008


//that way the clients could just go to pleasant pubic places//

Freudian slip?
-- imaginality, Mar 14 2008


imaginality you made me laugh
-- beanangel, Mar 14 2008


They do it in the espionage game, why not?

Or, then again, doesn't this make it something like "You know that thing that X does? Well, Y should do it, too"

Which is not exactly a "let's all"... so what do you call it?
-- globaltourniquet, Mar 14 2008


things that gives people mobility n choice are always beneficial;

plus a criticism: this is not convenient to clients thus may not create peak earnings I'm thinking prostitutes might prefer to see management minimized plus have more pleasant surroundings though
-- beanangel, Mar 14 2008


I'm not sure about this one, for any number of reasons; not least of which is the corollary to accidental flirting, namely, accidentally picking up a pro. john: "what's a beautiful day." / pro: "as beautiful as you are. shall we go my place bouncy-bouncy?"

I think you need bond-esque passphrases: "john: the snows in leningrad keep the bears awake." / pro: "yes, but the vermillion eels of splendour gravitate like muesli."
-- navel-gazer, Mar 15 2008


The police could use this as an undeniable confession of guilt from the John. No longer would they need cash in hand or literal solicitation of a crime. Generally people involved in a criminal act desire "plausible denyability" something this idea lacks.
-- WcW, Mar 15 2008


Err, I think you'd have deniability.

"So, Mr Smith, you approached the young lady and made a clear declaration of your intention to purchase physical relations from her, saying "At this time of year you see more pigeons than squirrels", how do plead?"
-- marklar, Mar 16 2008


Mr. Smith, beeing In the Know, even off further Crime, : Sya's : 'He's friends Aere fine, They are destributing factories, off luxury goods, and fine art crystallites,,, !!!!,.
-- sirau, Jun 24 2011



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