[8thof7] is strapped on the hood of the car.

The car computer is wired to the borg processors. (anti virus software and nano blockers in place.)

One arm is replaced by a wiper type structure.

When you put on the windshield wiper [8thof7] is electrically compelled to start wiping.

Tiny cute kittens are allowed to play on the dashboard.

(calm down borg, or I will make an assimilation of this idea and that recent asswipe rag cleaner idea and send you to the guy who loves wiping his ass so much)
-- zeno, Aug 17 2011

I am required by my personal code of honor to bun this idea. My only regret, as the Halfbakerism goes, is that I have but one bun to give, else I would repeatedly bun the last paragraph until my throwing arm grew numb. [+]
-- Alterother, Aug 17 2011


A little unsporting...

//I would repeatedly bun the last paragraph until my throwing arm grew numb//

On the other hand it did bring up the notion of autobunning mechanical arm as opposed to the Autoboner...

There's an entire Dark Knight film plot in there somewhere..
-- not_morrison_rm, Sep 18 2011



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