This wind instrument would use a pair of baggy pants as a bellows and connect these to a puppet vocal cords model made of spongey foam, leather and whatever else could give the human hands as precise as possible control over a mock up but bigger of the human vocal cords.-- JesusHChrist, Sep 20 2013 Isn't this basically Justin Bieber?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 20 2013 No, there's some genuine thought and originality here.-- 8th of 7, Sep 20 2013 And if you threw this thing into a crowd of girls, it wouldn't be torn to pieces by razor sharp claws.-- rcarty, Sep 20 2013 I think that more than one person would be rechoired.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 21 2013 random, halfbakery