Fashion: Pants
balloon bursting knickers   (+4, -2)  [vote for, against]
what it says on the label

for dainty little children who are just too light or timid to burst their own party balloons.

I envisage the seat area of these party garments to be covered with little pins.

It would make musical chairs quite entertaining too.
-- po, Jul 07 2004

//It would make musical chairs quite entertaining too//and picking up litter.
-- skinflaps, Jul 07 2004

Poor Father Christmas.
-- egbert, Jul 07 2004

...and then there's that moment when they realise that they've had too much lemonade to drink and po has to rush them upstairs to the lavatory only to have her hand lacerated.
-- DrBob, Jul 07 2004

Putting the squeak into 'Squeak Piggy, Squeak'.
-- oneoffdave, Jul 07 2004

The bane of department store Santa's everywhere.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 07 2004

Crap. Think anyone noticed?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 07 2004

-- po, Jul 07 2004

We love you 2 fries. You are entitled to repeat any gag you want ;)
-- Pericles, Jul 07 2004

No points for originality, then?
-- egbert, Jul 07 2004

[po] Are you sure you weren't just a little inspired by my disgusting Balloon Bust Knickers?
-- FarmerJohn, Jul 07 2004

honey, how could I forget? you tease.
-- po, Jul 07 2004

Wearing pants with pins
Around I spun
And behind me found
A donkey’s tail

-- ldischler, Jul 07 2004

[Pericles] I doubt that sentiment is shared by all, but thanks I'll try to keep them to a minimum.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 07 2004

Your jokes aren't that bad, 2 fries. I don't gag every time I read one...
-- lostdog, Jul 07 2004

Semi-colon close bracket. And "every" should be read in bold.
-- lostdog, Jul 07 2004

Must be reflex.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 07 2004

+ with long enough pins and enough force your child will now be firmly fixed to the floor
-- engineer1, Jul 09 2004

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