Vehicle: Car: Cleaning
bird dome   (+3)  [vote for, against]
automated system shoots the droppings before they hit the car

Similar to the WindBreaker or Trophy APS systems (see link) but for keeping your car clean.

Can also help you get through remote villages throughout the Middle East.

When I was still a teenager in the mid 1980s, I met a guy who went around the world on his bicycle (through Alaska with a short boat trip, and across the Pacific on a longer ride). His bike was stolen in Bombay (as it was called then) and he had rocks thrown at him in Northern Syria. I remember wondering what Jewish settlers passed through that area... Some years later my wife's little then seven year old brother had a rock removed from the three layers of bone in his head, just touching the brain, when his father's car was ambushed.
-- pashute, Aug 19 2014

Trophey https://www.youtube...watch?v=n46uJyfD69k
[pashute, Aug 19 2014]

Not this device https://www.youtube...watch?v=-ii7-q7DWdQ
In my device no-one gets hurt [pashute, Aug 19 2014]

This idea was conceptualized before I was aware that the cease fire was off, and before we had to run to the shelter.
-- pashute, Aug 19 2014


Dude, where do you live? And why?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 19 2014


Would love to see that. Never a nice feeling getting pooped on. Would laser be more efficient?
-- mofosyne, Aug 20 2014


Sorry [mofosyne] we agreed to delete our annos.
-- rcarty, Aug 20 2014


A better idea would be an anno dome, that shoots down the offensive annos before they make it onto the Internet.
-- rcarty, Aug 20 2014


done
-- mofosyne, Aug 20 2014



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