Product: Office Supplies: Paper
bleedin’ paper   (+23, -1)  [vote for, against]
paper that bleeds

perhaps for a loveletter or a dear john epistle, quite possibly an outstanding invoice would all look pretty cool on this bleedin’ paper.

2 sheets of ultra-thin vellum with an intermediate layer of non-toxic red gel; crimped at the edges to prevent leakage.

any stapling, misuse of paperclips, heavy folding and/or a deluge of teardrops will result in heavy “bleeding”

a green variety for doctors and people on a diet follows shortly.
-- po, Feb 22 2005

ooooh, a brown version to help elephants. http://www.elephantdungpaper.com/
[po, Feb 22 2005]

For [po] http://www.gifs.net/animate/giflist.htm
(scroll down and click on bloodani.gif) [Worldgineer, Feb 23 2005]

(?) possible application http://www.geocitie....html?1109430456250
[po, Feb 26 2005]

"Bleedin Nora!"
-- skinflaps, Feb 22 2005


Or micro beads of tears. Scratch and sniffle.
-- FarmerJohn, Feb 22 2005


Better than paper made of dried prunes.
-- DesertFox, Feb 22 2005


Could this be used to write 'you're gonna die' notes from stalkers?
-- froglet, Feb 22 2005


what do you think, tadpole?
-- po, Feb 22 2005


Yep.
-- DesertFox, Feb 22 2005


For more dramatic effect, write with a penknife.
-- Worldgineer, Feb 22 2005


Much easier on the hands than the traditional ‘sign in blood’ contracts.
-- Shz, Feb 22 2005


Now when you dog eats your homework there will be forensic evidence.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 23 2005


Or a case for a hideous murder.
-- froglet, Feb 23 2005


forensic evidence - oh, yes!
-- po, Feb 23 2005


I'd like to extend this to email but have not a clue...
-- po, Feb 23 2005


Wait- doctors have green blood?
-- brodie, Feb 23 2005


world - exactly!

fantastic link, mate.

brodie - my experience of doctors, sorry!
-- po, Feb 23 2005


Po - oviously you need to get a humanoid doctor without pointy ears. If he heals you by pressing his fingers to your temple, watch out!
-- Ling, Feb 24 2005


[UnaBubba] - you scrub and you scrub, but the smell is always there...
-- Detly, Feb 24 2005


hey UB. what a memory you have.
-- po, Feb 24 2005



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