Fashion: Underwear: Comfort
butt wedge   (+7)  [vote for, against]
never fish around for your undies again!

This snug and comfy croissant-shaped foam wedge, when inserted between the buttocks, will prevent underpants from creeping up where they are not welcome. Custom-made for a perfect fit, this wedge is essential for cheerleaders, waterpark users, college freshmen and those who tend to wear ill-fitting gotchies. As a bonus, the butt-wedge will muffle embarrassing emissions. Not suitable for thong-wearers.
-- lintkeeper2, Mar 18 2003

Camel Toe Preventer http://www.halfbake..._20Lip_20Controller
[DrCurry, Oct 05 2004]

Product Placement.
Wedge advertising. [Amos Kito, Oct 05 2004]

Hm. If this is really a problem for you, see half's link on the Camel Toe idea for a product that might help.
-- DrCurry, Mar 18 2003

gender-neutral, not for hiding body parts but eliminating the self-wedgie.......
-- lintkeeper2, Mar 18 2003

FYI: In this one instance "half" is spelled "DrCurry"
-- bristolz, Mar 18 2003

Won't this wedge chafe as much as the wedgie it's preventing?
-- oneoffdave, Mar 18 2003

I thought this was to be a golf club specially designed to be used in the case of a specific, yet mind-bogglingly unlikely lie.
-- my face your, Mar 18 2003

I thought this was to be a golf club specially designed to be used with the discarded portion of a used cigarette.
-- egbert, Mar 18 2003

Yet another idea I wish I'd never looked at. I perceive hygiene issues.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 18 2003

I just knew that I should never have associated my name with that idea. I only wanted to make it go away.
-- half, Mar 18 2003

bristolz: huh?
-- DrCurry, Mar 18 2003

I think that [bristolz] refers to confusion about the link.

[DrCurry] refers, in his link from this current idea to another idea, to a link that [half] posted on the idea to which [DrCurry]'s link refers. Does that clear it up?
-- half, Mar 18 2003

Now I've got the song "Stuck in the Middle with You" running through my head.... damn!
-- Cedar Park, Mar 19 2003

Put a small chain on it and it would make a nifty little key buoy for boaters.
-- X2Entendre, Mar 19 2003

Sure, why not just put a big chain and a couple of padlocks on it and you could have a nifty fetish accessory, but the whole idea is still weird, sick and repulsive .....
-- 8th of 7, Mar 19 2003

As the plumber bent over to work under the sink, and this big foul-smelling wedge-looking thing with a chain emerged from the back of his trousers,
I had to laugh because...

What is that thing? (inspired by Jack Handy)
-- X2Entendre, Mar 19 2003

Damn you X2Entendre! You made me laugh so loud I woke up my wife.

One point here - need to practice very good "hygiene" or you're gonna get this thing stuck to your hairs.

The Wedgie could be used for self-defense, especially when someone is demanding a man's wallet.

Next would be laws against "brandishing a wedgie in public".

The Wedgie-Wallet could could be used where pick-pockets are a problem.
-- ZomGlo, Feb 08 2004

I love this site, but sometimes I shouldn't read while at work....was doing fine until I hit [X2Entendre] key buoy anno and then I lost it! :)
-- 37PiecesOf Flair, Apr 22 2005

I prefer the term moose knuckle.
-- darkboy115, Apr 22 2005

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