Back in the old days, before the domestication of fire, people had to distill their plant intoxicants in puddles on the ground or pools in the crooks of tree branches. Nowadays, the best and most hygenic methodd of drug delivery is smoking. However, coffee remains a pre-historic hold out.

What I propose is a more efficient delivery mechanism of this black potion. A single pack of coffeerettes will get you through the day. No more expensive machinery -- all you need is a simple lighter or book of matches to get the spark you need.
-- lawpoop, Oct 21 2004

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