Science: Body: Teeth: Artificial
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luminous false teeth

Please could somebody make me some glow-in-the-dark detures so I can find them at night when I've knocked them off my bedside cabinet. I can't put the light on because it would wake the wife
-- Sir Jekyll Shave, Feb 04 2003

Glow in the dark dentures http://www.unitedma...s/fang_dentures.JPG
Not what you had in mind, I'll wager. [waugsqueke, Oct 04 2004]

Glow-in-the-dark Toothpaste http://www.halfbake...e-dark_20Toothpaste
related idea by [Crayola] [krelnik, Oct 04 2004]

I believe that dentures fluoresce under UV light, whereas natural teeth do not, in which case, semi-baked. (Or maybe it was the other way round, in which case, oops!)
-- angel, Feb 04 2003


cheshire cat impersonation?
-- rbl, Feb 04 2003


Who was the user a while back that declared "from this point on, I shall refer to myself only in the third person?" Was it [Canuck]?
-- bristolz, Feb 04 2003


[rmutt] used to do it.
-- angel, Feb 04 2003


why? do you want to bite your wife?
-- po, Feb 04 2003


[thimble] has given up on third person and now insists he will only refer to himself in the fourth person. Someone else will post for him.
-- Cedar Park, Feb 04 2003


Jim beat you to it, thim.
-- egbert, Feb 04 2003


[bristolz] rolls her eyes at the dramatic statement but in the spirit of experimentation tries out this particular affectation.

I work with someone who refers to himself in the third person as a matter of course. I've gotten so used to it now that I hardly even think about it until I hear someone else comment on it.
-- bristolz, Feb 04 2003


We begin to wonder whether it might be time for us to adopt a similar affectation. We are, as yet, unsure as to the form of affectation we should adopt.
-- angel, Feb 05 2003


Teeth do glow in nightclubs with dem purple lights, if youve brushed three times a day since you were six. otherwise you look a bit ratty.
-- Trodden, Feb 05 2003


Be great for search and rescue people at night make you easy to spot, all you would need to do is smile a lot, could also be usefull as a small flashlight.
-- smartnut, Mar 12 2003



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