Vehicle: Car: Recreational Driving
dirt 1/4 mile   (-1)  [vote for, against]

An offroad 1/4 mile course with whoops, jumps and other obstacles, 60 ft mark, jump hieght measurement, and electronic timeslips. find out who is faster through the desert, without having to go 250-1000 miles!
-- dpearce455, May 28 2003

A Whoop http://www.birdsire...02/april/hoopoe.jpg
[Worldgineer, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

A Timeslip http://www.trekship...adbury-timeslip.jpg
[Worldgineer, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

Crash in the whoop section http://www.mnracing...es2002/041402/1.jpg
Offscreen are 8 dirt bikes preparing to pummel this poor bastard while lapping him. [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

You seem to be having some difficulty understanding the idea name concept.

What are whoops?
-- waugsqueke, May 28 2003


Whicker things, I think. But what are timeslips?
-- DrCurry, May 28 2003


whoop=whoop-te-doodle - a series of jumps, kinda like moguls bulimic snow-skiiers bump over without the nasty puking/smoking.
-- thumbwax, May 28 2003


Welcome d, you've made quite a first impression.
-- goober, May 28 2003


Timeslips are what you fill out each week with your hours and client / matter number to give your temp agency so they know how much to pay you.
-- snarfyguy, May 28 2003


Correction, snarfy. Timeslips are what you fill out every week so your temp agency can take the figure and dived in by 2, remove about 77% of the remainder and remove another 69.8% just for the hell of it. They then give you whatever is left, and expect you to be thankful.
-- sambwiches, May 28 2003


Right you are [samb]. Correction noted.
-- snarfyguy, May 28 2003


Dirt degrades? What is less than dirt? Lint? Poop?
-- bungston, May 29 2003


Whoop dee doo. Noun, no pronoun, no wait. Article. Uhh... Verb?
-- emlyn, May 30 2003


SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY AT THE (local name)DOME!@
-- rapid transit, May 31 2003



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