Culture: Self-Help
edible toilet paper   (+1, -1)  [vote for, against]

for those who get hungry on the toilet after earing their insoles.
-- bob, Aug 28 2017

-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 28 2017

Colour, flavour, texture etc? More details required.
-- xenzag, Aug 28 2017

Given the appropriate enzymes, toilet paper is already edible. You could also grow mushrooms on it.
-- nineteenthly, Aug 28 2017

We will grudgingly award a bun, for the reason that the idea itself is far less vile and disgusting than the title gives scope for.
-- 8th of 7, Aug 28 2017


Also: ?
-- doctorremulac3, Aug 28 2017

[xenzag], do not lead poor [bob] in the direction of the help file ....

" recipe - the central purpose of the invention is to describes how to prepare a dish that could be enjoyed by people eating it. In other words, recipes fit for Internet recipe sites should be posted there, not here. "
-- normzone, Aug 28 2017

But the post clearly mention "earing", not eating... therefore this is body adornment ,not food.
-- 8th of 7, Aug 28 2017

I find that my insoles are entirely too heavy when hung from my ears. Steel-toed shoes are like that.
-- RayfordSteele, Aug 28 2017

random, halfbakery