Product: Orrery
egorrery   (+10, -2)  [vote for, against]
device that makes you become the centre of the universe

Egorrery is a hat with an orrery built in to it, the sole purpose of which is to confound any critics who might foolishly venture; "You just think you're the center of the universe", inviting you to press a button on your hat, which opens a small hatch, out of which arises your orrery, with you naturally at its centre.
-- xenzag, Oct 14 2005

http://www.designbo..._source=subscribers How nice of someone to make my idea become a reality [xenzag, Nov 08 2014]

And I thought this was just another way to store leftover eggs in the fridge.
-- phundug, Oct 14 2005

This makes me feel kind of ignorant, I have no clue what an orrery is. I have to go look this one up.

(Edited, about 5 minutes later)Ah, now I understand. Bun for the idea, and the new vocabulary word.
-- PollyNo9, Oct 15 2005

Splain? Too lazy. Thanks. Welcome PollyNo9.

(Edited, about 5 minutes later)Ah, now I understand. You been here for years...)
-- blissmiss, Oct 15 2005

+ I didn't even know my hat was missing.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 15 2005

Isn't it one of those chocolate biscuits? ho ho.

-- zen_tom, Oct 15 2005

This is a wonderful idea, finally I can prove everyone right.
-- wagster, Oct 15 2005

Im thinking Zaphod and the Total Perspective Vortex here.

Anyone else?
-- DesertFox, Oct 15 2005

I thought this was going to be a covered garden in which one raised assistants for mad scientists.
-- Cedar Park, Oct 16 2005

See last link.
-- xenzag, Nov 08 2014

Wow - I can tell the linked page is artistic because it has no capital letters.

I still think it would be better if it popped out a hat- hatch, as per [xenzag].
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 08 2014

Yes, the absence of a hat caused me a degree of disappointment too, but nevertheless credit where it's due and I'm happy to be its recipient! ha
-- xenzag, Nov 08 2014

-- not_morrison_rm, Nov 08 2014

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