Fashion: Body
elfclips   (+14, -1)  [vote for, against]
for the tops of the ears

metal clips clipped onto the tops of the ears and linked by elastic [or something stretchy] going over the top of the head to stretch the tops of the ears and over time make the wearer's ears pointy.
-- technobadger, Mar 30 2002

sometimes they do have pointy feet... http://www.yeppoon..../moo/images/ELF.gif
if they were real that is... [po, Mar 31 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Vulcan ears http://www.satinapp...=a1205&CategoryID=5
'Skin tone', but they don't say whose skin. [phoenix, Apr 01 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Stahl's Ear Deformity http://www.plastics...tahl_deformity.html
Taking the natural route. [phoenix, Apr 01 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

oh keep to the point.. http://www.jadebox....lsson/thepoint.html
oh whats the point... [po, Apr 03 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Not a bad idea. I've seen some tribes that do crazy things like this (long necks, huge mouths, etc.).
-- NeverDie, Mar 31 2002

Surma tribe does the lip plates and ears, tendency now is for women to somewhat reluctantly do ears, seriously question whether they should do lips - as tradition has dictated. It is a potentially large dowry for elders of bride-to-be for a woman with very large lip plates - the men who are able to wed, and wed frequently - often have as many as 4 wives - One every year until he's tired of having so many wives or running out of cattle - which tends to be the dowry. As one might suspect - it's quite painful to stretch lips. Unsure of Neck Rings (Burma?) - I'll leave that to whomever in this Neck of the woods...
-- thumbwax, Mar 31 2002

I'll buy if you include training socks to achieve the curly toes too.
-- spartanica, Mar 31 2002

up to a foot longer. sorry no pun intended. makes you wonder what is happening to all the vertebrae?
-- po, Mar 31 2002

Since when in hell have elves had pointy toes? [spartanica]
-- kaz, Mar 31 2002

I'm so confused, [kaz] is accosting [spartanica] about elves having pointy toes and yet [kaz] only mentions curly toes and now [po] is linking to pointy feet . . . . What's next? I need a drink now.
-- bristolz, Mar 31 2002

<bartender>Hands bristolz a stout elf</bartender>
-- thumbwax, Mar 31 2002

but those are his shoes, they don't actually have pointy feet.
-- kaz, Apr 01 2002

sez who?
-- po, Apr 01 2002

<bartender>Hands PeterSealy an Orange Tang</bartender>
-- thumbwax, Apr 01 2002

Now elves can fly?!?
-- kaz, Apr 02 2002

Am I old enough to order drinks here?
-- kaz, Apr 02 2002

if you have pointy feet
-- po, Apr 02 2002

No, but his fingers do.
-- angel, Apr 03 2002

Oh... I thought this would be clip-on ear extensions, like earrings but for the top of your ears. Easier than glueing.
-- herilane, Apr 03 2002

anyone have any luck with this one, my ears are the same shape they were in March.
-- po, Jun 23 2002

are you sure you had them on tight enough?
-- runforrestrun, Jun 23 2002

well they sure pinched me - how much pain for gain?
-- po, Jun 23 2002

it's gotta hurt some....mine have worked so well I'm really looking forward to the next Trekkie convention....
-- runforrestrun, Jun 23 2002

where do you buy these? i have been trying to make my ears pointy forever, so far no luck.
-- Elven_heart7, Apr 15 2003

i'm imagining a world of pointy ears and bells on toes...<contented sigh>
-- igirl, Apr 15 2003


Must be a chick thing.
-- FloridaManatee, Apr 16 2003

someone? where do you get these? :-(
-- Elven_heart7, Apr 17 2003

sorry [Elv] but they remain half-baked. except mine, that I made myelf. just call me Spock.
-- po, Apr 17 2003

The neck thing stretches the vertibrae somewhat but mostly it bends the collarbone. I know sooo many people who would buy that, I toast my croissant to you.
-- Lizz612, Apr 17 2003

i'd wear them. i want pointy ears:-) yes, i am a freak. but anyhow, someone told me that they had found something like this on the internet, and i can't find it anywhere. :-( so sad. oh, well. i will continue my search...
-- Elven_heart7, Apr 19 2003

Fascinating captain.
My ears already come to a slight point at the top, does this mean I may be half-elven? Cool!
For this game I'm gonna be a half-elven magic user with a plus one croissant. Speaking of which you could just take the ends off of this one that I'm giving you and paste them to the tops of your ears.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 19 2003

Pointed ears are not all that they are cracked up to be in my humble opinion.
-- The Kat, Apr 19 2003

This is simply one of the best halfbaked inventions on this site.
-- bristolz, Jan 16 2006

Definitely a girl thing <crosses fingers>
-- moomintroll, Jan 16 2006

My father and brother have oddly pointy ears already, but I seem to have missed that that particular I can be one of the family! [+]
-- riemann_ranger, Jan 17 2006

random, halfbakery