exchange fingers at the wedding ceremony to prove that the marriage is meant to last. a few inches of cat gut and a priest with needlecraft skills should do it.

one each is enough by the way and not the thumb.
-- po, Jan 03 2003

hand to hand finger transplant http://news.bbc.co..../health/1690257.stm
[egnor, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

new digits for old http://www.dailybru...ws.transplants.html
[po, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Exchanging hearts? Yii.

Histocompatibility and marital compatibility are unlikely to coincide.
-- egnor, Jan 03 2003


the doctor in that link looks more in pain than the patient [egnor]
-- po, Jan 03 2003


More successful marriages might result because of improved sex life with experienced fingers.
-- FarmerJohn, Jan 03 2003


let the fingers do the walking!
-- po, Jan 03 2003


As I said before: Ick!

P.S. I deleted my tatoo idea, since it's so very baked already. :P
-- XSarenkaX, Jan 03 2003


Hey, if it's going to be permanent, just sew the hands together.
-- DrCurry, Jan 05 2003


I asked my girlfriend to marry me, and she gave me the finger...

<groan>
-- yamahito, May 31 2004


more fool her!
-- po, May 31 2004


Frequently remarrying people could just install a screw thread.
-- Detly, May 31 2004



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