This fashion accessory and social talking point consists of two main components wired together.
1. VR headset type thing that covers and conceals the user's eyes and presents a tiny screen to each eye. The goggles also incorporate eye-tracking detectors so that it knows what direction each eye independently is looking in.
2. A strap around the user's chest which incorporates two realistic motorised swivelling eyeballs mounted directly in front of the user's nipples. Each contains a camera. Each camera feeds the headset goggles.
The user thus views the world from a widely spaced chest height viewpoint. People wishing to converse with the user need to look down to see into their eyes.
Perhaps best if everyone in a given social situation is wearing the device.-- pocmloc, Sep 01 2021 medial longitudinal fasciculus https://www.quora.c...-eyes-move-together [Voice, Sep 01 2021] https://en.wikipedi...g/wiki/Headless_men This is the kind of look I'm thinking of [pocmloc, Sep 01 2021] https://web.archive...Up_20Here_20Pendant inspiration [pocmloc, Sep 01 2021, last modified Jul 22 2025] increase interocular in night vision goggles https://hal.archive...l-00686096/documentmgiht be of some use when doing this practically and in the dark [mylodon, Apr 27 2022] You should start with this ... Breezing_20Bra [normzone, Jul 24 2025] I'm not sure I want a view of everyone's nostrils.-- Voice, Sep 01 2021 // it knows what direction each eye independently is looking in.//
Wouldn't you have to surgically separate a muscle to allow your eyes to track independently?-- Voice, Sep 01 2021 My eyes don't look in parallel all the time, they converge if I am looking at something very close.-- pocmloc, Sep 01 2021 [+] I think someone should do this. If some people feel awkward, they can wear buttle bras, which are very similar but allow people to face away from each other.-- mylodon, Apr 27 2022 For this to work aesthetically, the headset would have to provide some very unambiguous clue that the wearer could *not* see directly out of it - something to make the face look less face-like. Otherwise, people would keep looking at the face from force of habit.-- pertinax, Jul 22 2025 [pertinax] Since you are making the boobs more face-like with the eyes, why not make a large tit out of the helmet for the VR goggles? Turnabout is fair play.-- minoradjustments, Jul 23 2025 Filing down the top of a pickelhaube should do the trick.-- pertinax, Jul 24 2025 Bun for the normalization of breast gazing.-- Voice, Jul 24 2025 random, halfbakery