Why stop at the sound of a single car honking. Give that standing driver the feeling that a whole city is waiting for them to get on moving.

Also randomely change it to funny polite requests: Can I get you a cofee while we wait? Hey, don't I remember you from school? For how long are you staying here, meanwhile could you watch my car?

Or just the sounds of horrible mid-eastern official bands playing the national anthem of the Hashemite Kingdom of Transjordan.
-- pashute, May 09 2018

The american national anthem starts at [00:01:00] https://www.youtube...?v=3fPM2YJdxCA&t=1m
[pashute, May 09 2018]

Is this being ignored because of my disrespect to official out of tune bands?
-- pashute, May 10 2018


Ship's foghorn. Particularly effective when seeming to come from above, nearby and closing, in thick fog. In Israel you might first have to provide your own fog.
-- pertinax, May 11 2018


Courtesy is knowing what would happen if roles were reversed.
-- wjt, May 12 2018



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