for when you sick off beer or bad health, who wants that acid rot splashed on your pants and..it is like a funnel with a hose that goes in the toilet. as readily available as the plunger! maybe an empty gallon jug cut off at the bottom w/ a hose at its mouth for a homemade one. HAha-- zpprhed, Dec 19 2002 From the way punctuate and compose, I would determine your age to be about 11 or 12 maybe? What would a lad of your age be doing drinking to the point of emesis anyhow. Fishbone.-- linguist, Dec 19 2002 You're too generous, linguist - I'll match your fishbone, thereby raising, er - lowering, er - raising, er- ad nauseum - the pot to -2-- thumbwax, Dec 19 2002 Again I find myself railing against those who propose a unitary system of vomit removal and cleaning. Such a device is pure fantasy: vomit comes in many, many forms and all but the most liquid discharge will clog up any tube-based removal system a treat.-- my face your, Dec 19 2002 Hah! [UnaBubba] Heavens, no! Let's not throw away the cat... affix said device to his maw. (Difficulty noted, nauseous man with shredded forearms visits the pet groomer with a very untidy cat.)-- X2Entendre, Dec 19 2002 This is probably the first annotation I've seen wherein the author laugh's at his own premise.-- ImBack, Dec 19 2002 Barf Bong?-- RayfordSteele, Dec 20 2002 random, halfbakery