For those research projects for which discreet ask-no-questions assistance is essential, BorgCo are proud to offer the new iGor.

iGor is a humanoid robot; short, hunchbacked, immensely strong, and quite adept at grave robbing, high voltage electrical engineering, understanding the meteorology of thunderstorms, and abducting nubile young girls in almost-see-through lace nightgowns*.

iGor can remember over 10,000 of your favourite musical tracks, but apart from that is an albino, and is no better than the usual sort of deformed henchman, just a lot more expensive.

(* in response to several anxious enquiries from potential purchasers, we hasten to add that it is the young girls who wear the lacy nightgowns, not the iGor).
-- 8th of 7, Jan 31 2011

Say not the cursed words "Third Party Product"
-- 8th of 7, Jan 31 2011


For the //high voltage elctrical engineering//, he could use Coproco Enterprises' recently introduced soldering iRon.
-- coprocephalous, Jan 31 2011


//iGor is a humanoid robot//

So not an electronic device for reading pornographic fantasy novels then?
-- DrBob, Jan 31 2011


Could be, if that's the sort of bedtime story you like ...
-- 8th of 7, Jan 31 2011


//For the //high voltage elctrical engineering//, he could use Coproco Enterprises' recently introduced soldering iRon//

Or even Jb's "Spelchekr"
-- Jinbish, Jan 31 2011


grumble, grumble, magic
-- Voice, Jan 31 2011


Not magic, just cybernetics, careful programming, and a really good lighting bolt to start ...
-- 8th of 7, Jan 31 2011


Is there some kind of LipLok (TM) to prevent the iGor whistling tunes that you don't have the DRM rights for?
-- not_morrison_rm, Jan 31 2011


Certainly not - what good would an evil henchman be if he drew the line at copyright theft ?

iGor's "ethical" system is programmed with Frankenstein's Three Laws of Artificial Life:

1. "The End Justified The Means."

2."The Winning Side Gets To Write The History Books."

3. "Thou shalt not be found out."
-- 8th of 7, Jan 31 2011



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