Sport: Exercise
involuntary exercise for couch potatoes   (+1)  [vote for, against]
follow the Olympics!

feel fitter using these simple exercises.
watch every event from the comfort of your sofa.

feel those legs pump up and down as the marathon goes into the second hour.
feel that pelvic floor move as you mentally will your 4-man rowing team inch into first place.

you just cannot help pumping those leg muscles as the 800 metre freestyle swimmers beat the cramp and overcome the pain ...

(apparently just thinking about exercise is effective)
-- po, Aug 22 2004

thank you, dear. I hope you are feeling better.

I was beginning to wonder if I was the only one that experienced that pushing sensation is various areas of my body to enable my competitors/teams to achieve that wee extra bit of help.

(wish I could have run a few yards for dear Paula yesterday)
-- po, Aug 23 2004

Paula wanna kwacka, or maybe a cuppa watta?
-- FarmerJohn, Aug 23 2004

random, halfbakery