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itinerant speech consultant   (-2)  [vote for, against]
have thesaurus, will travel

Why not have a staff of highly trained and opinionated employees to go to social gathering so they can interrupt conversations and correct peoples grammar for a small fee. This will spare people the fuure embarrasment of having to reveal their ignorance of the english language.
-- gm150, Jun 30 2002

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-- phoenix, Jun 30 2002


Though one has to wonder at the utility of a Thesaurus to the 'people of the fuure'. It might cause them 'embarrasment' to know they're speaking 'english'.

Or not.
-- phoenix, Jun 30 2002



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